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TIME T0 GET READY F0R FUCKING W0RK N0W! S0ME0NE C0ME VISIT ME PEASE!

I just realized that I had accidentally made it so that only blog users could comment on this blog... I changed that today. Sooo if you had something to say and couldn't, now you can!

I have really bad heartburn. I have gone like 2 or 3 weeks with no Tagamet. (Ok I usually get the generic Rite Aid brand...) Not because I couldn't afford it-- oh no, but because any time I entered a store my heartburn subsided and I forgot to get some. It is so painful and irritating that I don't know how I could possibly forget, but I did. I finally got some medicine and now I keep forgetting to take it. I'm sensing a pattern here. Oh and did I mention that the stuff cost me over $20.00... that is like, 2 hours of pay damn it... why is medicine so expensive?

Did anyone else hear that the infamous painting "The Scream" (at least one of three versions of it...) was stolen from a museum in Oslo, Norway, along with an almost equally famous painting "The Madonna" by the same artist. There were guards present at the museum but apparently they, like the police in Norway's capitol city, were unarmed. The robbers were, however prepaired, with pistols. At least one of the guards was so shocked she had to be treated in a hospital... because of the gun. Arguably one of the most famous paintings in pop culture, the scream, should it not resurface, will be lost. Police expect the 'scream-nappers' to ask for a ransom because both paintings are too famous to sell to even the most dastardly art collectors. The scariest part is that witnesses say the robbers were pretty clumsy and dropped the paintings as they ran... hopefully they are not ruined.

Did anyone else hear that the infamous painting "The Scream" (at least one of three versions of it...) was stolen from a museum in Oslo, Norway, along with an almost equally famous painting "The Madonna" by the same artist. There were guards present at the museum but apparently they, like the police in Norway's capitol city, were unarmed. The robbers were, however prepaired, with pistols. At least one of the guards was so shocked she had to be treated in a hospital... because of the gun. Arguably one of the most famous paintings in pop culture, the scream, should it not resurface, will be lost. Police expect the 'scream-nappers' to ask for a ransom because both paintings are too famous to sell to even the most dastardly art collectors. The scariest part is that witnesses say the robbers were pretty clumsy and dropped the paintings as they ran... hopefully they are not ruined.

So yesterday was my birthday, as I stated in a previous post. I went to lunch with my mom, sisters and grandma. It was very nice, everything was quite tasty. After that I got an awesome scalp and neck massage thanks to Flippin Wench's last years birthday present (thanks wench!) which was a gift certificate to a spa that I kept meaning to use but never got around to it...awesome. Before that Bison and I went to dairy queen (i'm seeing an eating theme here... and it gets worse...) and then drove around in birdman's new car. We ended up at the Seneca Nation Casino and went to the Buffet. This could very well be the nicest buffet there is in the universe... I cant say enough. As we were leaving I decided to play a few dollars. I knew I couldnt stay long because bison and birdman are not old enough to enter the casino so they were waiting outside. I popped a 5 dollar bill into a harley maching and played it. After a few spins I decided to play a 20 and ended up winning 8,000 nickels or something on the next spin. 8,000 is like $400. I couldnt fucking believe it. I cashed out soon after with $387. I told bison and birdman and they didnt believe me, I had to show them the money. (SHOW ME THE MONEY...sorry I couldnt help it I love cuba) then I spotted my favorite slot of all time (not that I'm a high roller or whatever) PLINKO from the price is right and ended up winning another 1000 nickels. I played it down to like $63 so I took home like $410 if you subtract what I spent to gamble in the first place. Damn! Anyone up for the casino tonight? Mabye the birthday luck is still rolling. Talk to yall soon, I gotta do some damn laundry.

I have an important question. Can anyone hear music when they first load my page? I tried to add an amatuer version of a Snoop Dogg song but either it doesnt play or it doesnt play on my old ass computer (its like 3 years old.) Thanks.

I have an important question. Can anyone hear music when they first load my page? I tried to add an amatuer version of a Snoop Dogg song but either it doesnt play or it doesnt play on my old ass computer (its like 3 years old.) Thanks.

Tomorrow is my birthday... Yippe I'm gonna be 26... good god.

Congrats to birdman on the new car!

I hope I didn't loose anything important when I changed my template...

A Picture Share!

A Picture Share!

A Picture Share!

A Picture Share!

I'm quitting!

Angela's Haiku-- Waiting and watching

George Bush a liar
The whole world is a-fire
his acts, cowardly

Fuck you, Geneeva
We make our own rules in Texas
Presidentially

Freedon fighters guff
all Iraq is in a HUFF
you cant trick us, pops

Have we seen enough
900 lives are over
and that's just our side

Imagine the ones
still to young now to fight us
their anger will show

The future will allow
time for angry young to awake
find poppa's killer

Do not re-elect
Now make the right decision
find a strong prison

A Picture Share!

A Picture Share!

Yesterday driving around after smoking with Bison and Bobcat (hey why dont I have an animal name, and no dog lady doesnt count...) i started to take a sip of my crystal light mixed with koolade from my Starbucks water bottle at a stop sign. At that very moment, the wiley Miss Bobcat floored it as I was sipping, and the fluid filled my mouth and nose to capacity and I DEFINATELY almost drown in koolaid. I had about 3 seconds of terror and then automatically expelled the drink all over myself and everyone else. I had already dumped like 6oz on my shirt when she took off, so that paired with all the stuff I spit out made my tan tanktop pretty wet and nasty. It was insane. I was hysterical. We went to dairy queen and they wouldnt let me get out of the car... not that I wanted anyone to see that. Bobcat was pissed I think, but I cleaned everything off and even she couldn't help but laugh. Thank god for scotchguard. Sorry bobcat, sorry malibu.

I am currently drinking a Heineken 'Keg Can' beer, one of the really big ones that you can barely wrap your hand around. Brendon from starbucks bought it for me (thanks B, although I am fairly sure you dont read this blog...) I cant remember the last time I drank and entire beer, let alone a HUGE can like this. I am not however buzzed, which is why I like drugs so much more than drinking.

Note: If you dont think the aformentioned story is funny, scroll down and look at that crazy picture of my face and read it again...Now, imagine me covered in koolaid. (If you dont think that is funny imagine me not noticing a box cutter hold up.)


How about some crazy ass woman robbed the boyscouts of $200,000 over like 15 years or something and they didnt even give her jail time, partly because she cried in court and appologized. What the fuck... if I stole 200,000 dollars from Starbucks I would expect to have to go to jail if I got caught. They are making her pay $1000 a month until she pays it back...the bitch is really old though so she might die before it gets payed back. Fucking lucky Boyscout robber-- Did they give her like, an honesty badge at least (or a stupit I-got-caught-dumb-chump-bitch-badge.) Sorry, maybe I am a little drunk afterall.

Goodnight

sooo what do you think any guesses on who is posing...? Obviously the titty is mine cause you can kinda see my face in the pictures... Did you get here in time? IF not better luck next time. --oshawa over and out.

I was thinking that for like 5 minutes at some given point in time, I would put some pictures that were so amazing on this here blog, that you would wish like hell that you were cool enough to have logged on at the right moment... You will want to see these pictures (kinda like you want to see blood when you pass a car crash...) So basically I want to let everyone know that tomorrow they should check the site regularly because for a five or ten minute period of time I will post something sickly-amazing. If you need me to be more specific, try logging on around 2-3 o'clock, I should be up by then. Get ready. I hope someone reads this before tomorrow afternoon...

SOMETIMES BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD STONERS...

Soooooo today at work I totally got robbed. No, for real-for real I did. Some kids came in and asked if we were hiring and I gave them the usual speech about that and they left. About a half hour or so later they came back and one asked me what kind of cappuccinos we sell or something, and all of a sudden he was like FUCK YOU and gave me a crazy look and ran out with my tip jar. I glanced over at his buddy who looked at me like 'what bitch, what' and then they were both gone. I know you are saying that this sounds a little less serious than a robbery, however, the second kid had a weapon. (YES REALLY) He was holding a box cutter up near me. The thing is, my stoner ass never noticed the razor blade pointed at me unti the woman behind these kids in line, said, 'I can't believe that didn't end in blood shead.' I was thinking well there was only 20 bucks in there lady I know they were like, black and stuff, but come on you racist little suburbanite...(but I only said HUH?) and she said, didnt you see the box cutter? She then explained that he was holding it up by his shoulder brandishing it at me. Woa. Leave it to me not to notice that. I just stood there. It took me five minutes for everything to sink in and then I finally called the police. My store is in Amherst so they completely freaked out because not that much crime takes place there (it is the safest city in America.) The cops questioned me and then sent out an APB. I am dead serious. They said APB on the radio. They caught a group of kids nearby and I had to close the stre for 10 minutes so the detective could take me over there to see if I could make a posative ID, and one kid really looked like the guy but I was not sure so I had to say no. What a day! I can't believe I was robbed september 11th style by some wannabe University Plaza Gangsters. Fuckers.