I'm going to New Orleans today! Yesterday I went on the San Antonio River on a little boat tour of the River Walk. That was fun, although when your are from Western New York you think of the Niagara River as a river and when you see other ones you wonder where the rest of it is. The Niagara is like a mile across, the San Antonio is like 30 feet at the widest, atleast that I saw. I can't imaging taking a little tour boat down the Niagara River... I mean it would be safe for say, 3 minutes and then woosh-- down the falls you go. While we were on the river walk July's niece was holding my package of gifts I bought for people and the handles broke and it crashed to the ground. It was full of glass. I felt the bag and I could tell stuff was broken inside. I was pissed but not at the kid, I mean the bag broke she didn't toss it or anything. When we went inside I started looking to see if anything could be salvaged I saw that nothing was broken except a Texas lighter that I got for $1.99. I couldnt beleive it!

Well it looks like my singing turned everyone off to my blog as I have not had any hits in days!! Oh well fuck you guys... I'm writing from San Antonio Texas where I'm visiting July, my bestest friend. She has like 9 dogs so I dont even really miss mine... I feel kinda bad about that but hell it is a vacation. Ok she only really has 3 dogs and 5 puppies that she is going to be selling soon. Pretty soon I am going to the Alamo. At least I hope I 'm going to the Alamo, since it is the only thing I wanted to do while I was here other than sit around and relax and shop and eat and play with puppies. There is a cheese cake factory in the local mall, need I say more?

I have to appologize for the singing posts, I was high and what is worse I didn't warm up my voice at all and I had a cold and, oh wait yeah, I cant sing. sorry. But it is funny you have to admit that.

I am currently really, really sick. The other day this asian woman whom I adore came into the store and when I said that she hadnt been in in a while, she mentioned that she had had the flu since December. She said she was feeling about 85%. In case you were wondering, I am positive that this woman has given me bird flu. Call me whatever you want, i know it isnt nice of me to accuse her just because she is asian but I am SURE I have it. I could smell the sick on her still. Dont get me wrong I dont blame her but... What am I supposed to say to her the next time she comes in "Hey--, over here in the states we dont go back to work unless we have been 100% for at least a day or two, even if it is just us and our husband running the resturaunt...well anyway, thanks for the bird flu, here is your coffee. Fuck I hate feeling sick. Hopefully I wont be sick until Easter... Well maybe it is just a cold.

I am going to Texas. Anyone want anything?

I recently posted this very blurb as a comment on Stoner Diary. I love looking back on this story (god knows why) so I thought I'd post it here too.

On my 25th Birthday we rented a hotel room so we wouldnt have to clean up after the party. It started out crazy- rowdy, complete with the sticki-iki-ike, some hash, chineese food and my closest friends. It however, quickly, turned into something entirely different. My friend decided to invite his crack head/dealing brother to the party for some reason and he came-- with his duffle bag full of crack, calling all his friends telling them where the party was. When my sister (Baby Bison) informed him that it was a private party and asked him to leave he called her a rasist and threatened to shoot us...All I remember is my 19 year old sister brawling in a very nice down town buffalo hotel hallway while i was hitting a gas mask bong...and I didn't even perk up until I heard the words 'shoot all you mutherfuckers' to which I yanked off the mask and in unison we all picked up all the illegal shit we had in the room and tore off down the emergency stairs... as if to say, Happy Birthday Angelator.

Oh and for the record, I have never smoked crack, but I have been in the presence of lots of crack smokers. I even met a crack whore once. One week back in 2000 or 2001 I was a coke head, but that stuff is pretty expensive and it gives you energy and what the fuck do I want with energy? I did some lines off Ryonce's highschool text book and just started standing up and sitting down over and over again until I took a few bong hits and then my mind was racing and I wanted to keep standing up and sitting down but I was stoned and thus too tired. I kept wondering if it was really coke we were snorting.