So I am currently in day 4 of sobriety. I literally smoke weed everyday so this is quite the feat for me. Not that I'm addicted because supposedly you cant become addicted but I think that I am definately a weedaholic. (no there is no such thing as weedahol) I love the fuck out of ganja. The best and worst thing about weed is that it makes you forget shit. So right now I am really jonsing for something, but I cant really remember what so I'm sitting in front of the computer with my credit card buying flowers for people thinking that shopping will fill the little space that thc smoke usually fills up...Not in my lungs of course, but in my... heart? I am not sure it is working but I think my head is a little less hazy than it usually is. Not that I am quitting. Oh no not to worry west side drug dealers, your best customer is still alive and well, I am just detoxing so I can be smart enough to go to this interview I have in a few weeks. How could I be a stoner comedian and no longer be a stoner. Maybe I am just kidding my self, maybe no druggie could be successful, but then again maybe they could. If I think though I can name a few people who used to be stoners and are now famous... Dave Chapelle, Andre 3000, and I'm sure I know of more but, well, I cant remember right now. Ask me again on friday and maybe that part of my memory will be unlocked. Right now my brain is like one of those video games where you have to do something cool before you can use the really good characteristics of the game-- like win a race before you can customize your car or something... I have to stop smoking so much so I can use the altered state to my advantage. Weed saved my life and my sanity so I'll always love it. I think. Although the last time I looked it was,-- oh May of 2000 and I was 21. Well, they say time flies when you are having fun and they are right. One thing that sucks about not smoking is that when I dont I realize how much I hate my job. Not that I go to work high but I am usually hazy and indifferent enough not to mind the snivering fools I serve. But soon I'll have a real job, hopefully. And soon after that I am going to take over the world with Baby Bison