Did you ever realize that older people watch the hell out of the news... they know every detail of every story. If you are wondering who to vote for or have some questions about 'weapons of mass distruction', just ask your grandma, or someone elses grandma. They wil definately have the story.

Did you know that there are anti-walmart professionals. They call themselves anti-sprawl specialists or some shit. They say that opening a walmart superstore will be the demise of all other grocery stores in the area. Kind of like the people who dress up like cows and protest outside starbucks screaming for fair trade coffee (which they sell), organic-non rbst milk (which they also sell), and so on just because they are pissed that they have nothing better to do because 'enviornment majors' might as well have not gone to college at all because their classes consist of 'protest sign making' and 'angry marches' so they cant find jobs anywhere unless the president is coming to town. These people need to walk their Birkenstocks over to somplace where their crazy yammering doesnt bother me. If big business is the downfall anything it is not capitalism... This is still america right, even after the terrorism? Fucking people who start this rhetoric unfailingly eat at McDonalds, and wear goddamn LL Bean till their preps fall off but they cant handle walmart because, why, they are successful? They hate the roll-down smiley face? They cant stomach the retarded greeters who stammer "wel-COM Tooo Walll Maarrt" when you step through the slidey automatic door... I think it's Because they fulfill the needs of their customers and do it cheaply and they wish they had majored in business instead so they could be as rich as the walmart family. Do these people hate walgreens too or is the drugstore less evil than the mega mart? Sorry if I was ranting just then... (ps do not get the wrong idea, i am not knocking retards or giving particular props to walmart in this post.)

Did anyone see the national spelling be finals? I did, and was it ever suspensefull. One kid fainted, jumped up and spelled a word correctly, but ended up comming in second to this kid who spelled his word like he getting his first blow job. He sweated, huffed and puffed his way to the spelling bee championship, and wins $17,000. Damn.